Funny Stereotypes -How many greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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FROM OREGON STATE UNIVERSITY GREEKS
From an e-mail that went around campus...
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HOW MANY OSU GREEKS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?


How many A-Chi-Os does take?
It takes 3. One to do it, one to make a mathmatical equation and the other to tell her how smart she is.

How many AGDs?
All the upperclassmen that are still around, the freshman are in their first blow job seminar.

How many TKEs does it take?
One to screw the lightbulb in and the rest of the house to plan a function that no one will show up to anyways.

How many Sigma Chi's does it take?
I don't know, they are all just "average guys"!

How many Acacia's does it take?
They don't count how hard is it to think of Greek Letters?

How many Chi-Os ?
A couple to do it and the rest are standing in line waiting for thier fourth meal.

How many Chi Phi's does it take?
Who?

How many Pi-Phi's does it take?
Hey, aren't they next to Chi-Phi's?

How many Theta's ?
3 to do it. One to actually screw it in, one to tell her she doesn't look fat doing it and the other to count the calories she lost while doing it.

How many Kappa Sigs ?
Two. One to do it and the other to talk about how many chicks they will get now that they have one.

How many Delta Tau Delta's does it take?
Three. One to do it and two to discuss under what definition they are considered a "house"

How many FIJI's does it take to do it?
Who knows, everything is a fucking secret.

How many Kappa's does it take?
One. She was the only one not wasted.

How many Beta's does it take?
10. The whole house.

How many SPEs does it take?
Three. One to do it and the other two to talk about how cool thier house is.

How many Sigma Kappas does it take?
Could the whole snake thing please be explained.

How many DU's does it take?
Delta oops I droped the lightbulb.

How many DG's ?
As long as it's in the dick garage anyone will do it.

How many Theta Chi's ?
They might of lost the lightbulb just like they lost half thier house.