In this thread, we give a worthy nonprofit FiDollas to help homeless people with HIV

[Senusret I]

Look.

My job, Damien Ministries is currently in FOURTH PLACE in donations for the DC Help the Homeless Walkathon.

I KNOW, RIGHT???? WTF?!?!?!?!

It is my mission to destroy the competition and let all those other homeless service providers KNOW that Damien Ministries is not to be trifled with!

We don't just help homeless people -- we help homeless people living with HIV/AIDS secure transitional housing.

Take THAT, Miriam's Kitchen!!!

How YOU doin, Samaritan Ministries!!!

So if EVERYBODY I know gave just five dollars, we'd WIN this mug!

I'm just sayin!

So PLEASE follow this link to give today!

http://www.helpthehomelessdc.org/goto/DamienMinistries

For what it's worth, if you use this information about where I work to stalk me or to have me fired, I will effing kill you. I am like THIS with the Five Deadly Venoms, mmkay?