Dear Frienemy #1: You need a real job. All you know is school and you are on this infinite quest to be better than everyone else. It started when you transferred from a Top Tier school to a school that YOU perceived to be inferior. Then you pledged an honor fraternity (which you currently don't do ISHT for). Then you went to a top tier grad school for a Masters and now you're getting a PhD from another one. Yet and still, you have no goal to get a REAL JOB and now you want the elusive Post Doc from Harvard.
You stupid, vapid queer. YOUR line of work doesn't require a Post Doc -- nor is a Post Doc a REAL JOB. You just want to say you were at Harvard.
You only contact me when something is wrong -- never just to say hello or ask me how I am. And when you do ask me, it NEVER sounds sincere.
It's as though you were only really friends with me because I went to Georgetown. You are the ultimate name dropper.
Gah, how were we ever friends? You are such a user!
Warm wishes,
Senusret I
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