For half a million dollars, would you . . .

[korkscru]

Okay yall. I've checked my pantry and cabnets like I said I would and here's what I found.

Eukanuba Harris (Eukanuba Dog Food)
Oscar Meyer (if no one said it already)
Almond Joy Tucker (I like this one too)
Quaker Simpson (Quaker Oatmeal or motor oil)
Crystal Light Jones (Crystal Light drink mix)
Palmer Mason (Palmer's Cocoa Butter)

Now I do my grocery and necessity shopping mainly at Wal-Mart which has, as you know, the Great Value label. So, given the fact that I couldn't come up with a good name with Great Value and in honor of this great shopping store that I love so much, these are the fraternal twins' names that I came up with. There names are...(drum roll please)...WAHL MART & WAHLMARTHA...JENKINS (Thank ya very much!!!).