Washington University Declares War on the University of Washington

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Washington University declares war against University of Washington



Joseph Griffith

The Bears have finally found a worthy opponent for a fight, as Student Union (SU) declared war on the University of Washington.

"On behalf of the student body, Student Union has declared war on the University of Washington," said SU President Neil Patel. "We're tired of being confused with the University of Washington. We're in St. Louis, dammit."

Students at the University actually care about this war, despite the two failed attempts by Emory University to initiate hostilities in the past four years.

"People don't care about Emory because they're not worthy adversaries," said senior Simon Guevara, co-president of Red Alert.

"This war actually means something because we're fighting for our name and our reputation."


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