Pathological Liars

[Senusret I]

Share your stories about pathological liars!

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So I know this one guy via the internet. Seemed to be a really nice guy. But I noticed that something was fishy when EVERY time I spoke to him, some sort of calamity had JUST befallen him. To date:

*Aunt or uncle died
*In the hospital for a month with a staph infection
*Car stolen
*Suing somebody

etc, etc

But in addition to the calamities, there were all sorts of fanciful stories about his father, mother, and seemingly endless count of brothers and sisters.

It was funny -- he told me this one guy was his brother but then the same guy was like ummmmmmm yeah we're FRATERNITY brothers....


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Then there was this girl i went to high school with.....she SWORE she REALLY had a brain tumor and would make people feel this lump in her skull.