From "The Book of Horrible questions"

[Sexy Mocha]

People do a lot of thinks for money.....
How far would you go?

1) For $100,000: A funeral is taking place. You do not know anyone at the funeral or anyone involved with it. As a family member is making their heartfelt, teary sppech, you must run into the midst of the crowd and yell, "I'M GLAD HE'S DEAD! HA HA HA HA!!" and then run away. Would you do it?

2) For $7,500,000: Your mate will be kidnapped and held hostage in a filthy bed and will be given only the most basic of foods for ONE YEAR. There is a guarantee of no physical harm as well as no sexual contact. When the year is up, YOU will rescue the mate that you profitably condemned and reap all the loving benefits of doing so. No one will ever know you had anything to do with it, and you just made 7.5 million dollars, although you risk the chance that he/she may suffer some degree of recurring trauma (i.e. waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, screaming). Would you do it?

3) For Men:$1,500,000
For Women: $1,000,000:
You must attend a hard-core prison for one month with no special protection or provisions. You will have no criminal record when you are released. Would you do it?

4) For men and women $2,000,000: Same as above, except you must do something to piss off the Aryan Brotherhood (for men) or Hell's Angels' sisters (for women). Would you do it?