This is dedicated to all the AKA's on GC esp. the moderators

hope you like!
(To be sung like a military chant)
One fine day in Miner Hall
A sorority was created that tops them all
They’re colors are salmon pink
And apple green
Shinning so bright
They can’t help but be seen
With their heads held high don’t think they mean
They just have great self-esteem
Have you ever heard anything so pristine?
They rule the world with service supreme.
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100 years later they’re still on top
AKA women just can’t be stopped
Especially our lovely GC moderators
don’t make them mad
or you’ll be saying “9-1-1 hello operator.”
Kepping it smooth on AKA avenue
If you have something to say
It better be new
Cause if you dare repeat, repeat
Please be sure they will delete.
With their mirrors and 20 pearls
You know they rule the GC world
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