in actuality my mommy did call
yay! she cares after all!
and to my surprise, so does GC
thanks for the well wishes, all the ones that i see
however, i awoke to my alarm, 5:30am
WTF is happening in my ear, sheer mayhem?
the left one is ringing, is someone singing?
oh no! i have an infection
i call my mommy but i cant speak with decent inflection
she sugarcoats nothing and says, "go to the ER,
go while its early, tell the nurse to tell the doctor 'please see her!'"
in a new neighborhood, where is this hospital to be?
if you recall i just moved, im on my own you see
luckily i find st joseph's without a hitch
between paying for parking and this earache, aint this a b!tch?
the doc, with much ease, tells me "ooh, your ear, inside its red,
infection indeed, take this antibiotic and go to bed!"
me: can i have a day off, perhaps two?
MD: sure, why not, do what you have to do!
fast forward to now, and my ear is still a mess
my throat is still sore, but it hurts much much less
i made some "tea" comprised of cayenne and honey
and lemon too, a better fix for less money
a few sips later, the throat is clear - for now
want the recipe for yourself? ill tell you how!
its quite simple, make sure the water is hot
i used the microwave but you may like the teapot
mix in some cayenne, and honey and lemon
do it all at home, not in Yemen or in Bremen!
season to taste, i personally like it sweet
cause too much pepper, and boy, you will feel the heat!
swallow and repeat for 15 minutes
scared? well, you gotta be in it to win it!
ok now im a little hungry
wouldve ordered from chung li
but i opted for pizza instead
off to eat it in bed!
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