If you had to change your name to a Ghetto name:, For those with ghetto ambitions...

[KAPital PHINUst]

The most ghetto name I can think of for myself is:

Esthus Festus Littleboot III (my mother would have me say this all the time when she was trying to teach me to talk).

Some other names I thought of off the cuff:

Fredericton Penetanguishene Canada
(Fredericton is the capital of New Brunswick, Penetanguishene is a town in Ontario).

If twins were born:
Civic Ceearvee (pronounced Cee-Ar-Vee)
Civic Ceearex (pronounced Cee-Ar-Ex)

If triplets, the third would be named Civic DelSol.

I actually worked with a girl whose name was Knoughenia Iesha [last name](you would not know how to pronounce the first name merely be reading it).

That's all I can think of, my imagination isn't as wild as some of yall's.