Okay, Okay, carnation's retro rush thread (ie, how not to do recruitment)

[carnation]

...so I go to cheer practice the next morning. When we show up at noon to get invitations, they tell us that the computer broke down and we won't get them until late that night. Parties are postponed. Whereupon our captain calls afternoon stunt practice and I, being the littlest, get thrown around the most and am hurting by the time dinner rolls around. Let me just creep into my bed and die.....