HC I have a report to update for a conference call today
HC I requested revised files from 2 different depts yesterday
HC they said “sure thing… we’re done”.
HC they lied
HC I almost called off from my part time job to wait for those blinking files
HC I knew better and rolled out at 6… and still hadn’t gotten the files by then
HC I came in early and I still don’t have them
HC my manager is pissed at them and I’m dog TIRED!!
HC I don’t care cause I’m eating breakfast now
HC it’s so good
I'm 'bout to do my dance... (in my Martin King Beef voice)
HC I get siced over food
HC that’s technically greedy
HC again I don’t care
HC I want to pull a Castanza
HC that means to sleep under your desk
HC I just told my manager that
HC I D-double dare him to fire me
HC I’m obviously delirious