Halloween Costume

[navane]

I'm going as Rachel Ray. I'm going to blow dry my hair in the same style as hers, wear "cutsey" clothes and have a fake knife sticking out of my shoulder blade. I'm going to walk around saying chipper, yet inane, things like, "Wow, I can really feel the knife slicing past my lung" and "With tax and tip, my emergency room bill came out to $732.36. And, because I clipped a coupon, I get the first five minutes of rehab free!"


.....Kelly

(My friends are FoodTV fans....they're totally going to get it!)