I'm going to report you, because even though you weren't talk to me, about me, or directly at me...i'm feeling harrassed.
I am deeply offended by this part of your post.
First, I don't know what OMGWTFBBQ means so that pisses me off for no reason...and then you're threatening to report KLPDaisy, which makes me pissed off on behalf of KLPDaisy.