After I washed my face of Monique's juices from her cooty, we would have slugged it out. FUGGA contest.
ETA: She flicked her hand from inside of her towel onto Melrose's face. Melrose said it smelled like 17 year old pumpkin. Then stuck her cooty hand inside the candy jar.
Hecks Naw. They woulda had to scrape her off the floor.