What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[marquise1911]

Last Friday the greeks were doing community service and one of the new freshman girls ran up to me and my bruhs and said, and I quote, "Wsup bruhs my name is Nikkie, but you can just call me soror cause I'm GOING to become your sister." And I was like "Really?" She continued on to say, "Yeah! I'm gonna be an AKA!" Throwing up the pinky. All the bruhs broke out laughing I tried to hold a st8 face, but it cracked. I had one of my AKA friends who was controlled enough not to smack her up, explain to her what she did.

This is our future....dumdumdum!!!