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I had a friend in high school whose parents dragged him to one of those very fundamental Baptist churches 3 - 4 times a week. Needless to say, in high school he rebelled and started wearing all black, listening to Marilyn Manson and NIN, etc. To this day I don't think he actually liked the music so much as he liked that it bothered his parents.
He LOVED jehovah's Witnesses. They would come to the door and quote Bible verses. He would correct them - he always knew it way better than they did.
But the funniest has to be something he said when a bunch of us were over at his house...
JW guy: "Do you know that the end of the world is coming?"
My friend: "You mean the Apocalpyse?"
JW guy: "Yes! Are you prepared for it?"
Friend: "Prepared? Hell, I plan to be instrumental in CAUSING it. I've spent the last few years gathering the people and materials I'll need. See you then I guess." ...then he just STARED at the JW guy...
Now mind you, my friend said all this VERY calmly, like he was just telling someone that the weather report.
The poor JW guy just turned white and backed away from the door. My friend did not move and continued to stare until the guy actually started running. We all felt kinda bad, but oh, what a laugh.
For some reason, the JW's skipped their house after that.
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