will joining a fraternity help me get more guys?

[tunatartare]

So here is my problem. I am a classy, fun, cute girl. The total package. I have a lot of friends. But one thing is missing from my life: guys. I have tried everything I could possibly think of to attract a male companion. I have created profiles on every dating website out there, I joined a sorority to meet frat boys, heck, I even shave my armpits. But alas, nothing. In my quest to find some male companionship I have come up with another solution: join a fraternity. Those are teeming with guys. One of them has to be attracted to me. My friends all tell me that it's crazy and that the only suitable way to meet a guy is through an arranged marriage. Any advice?