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Listen you insipid middle aged biznatch, I am here working as a FAVOR to the manager and I don't care if you got promoted TWO DAYS AGO you are not MY assistant manager and your behavior is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY THE HECK out of line and furthermore you are over 40 so WTF are you wearing bitch pants for, we don't want to see the line of your granny panties and DO NOT yell at me for wearing out of season footwear when you are wearing it too and ALSO sleeveless is not appropriate when you have armwaddle and IN ADDITION you talk too loud and the other employee is not your personal slave and I should NOT have to help all six customers while you stand there and try on shoes and chittychat with one of your whitetrashville friends. And how many side businesses do you need, miss Avon-PartyLite-LiaSophia? I'm sorry I make more money than your middle aged ass but maybe, just MAYBE, it is because a) I actually try and do work b) I apply myself c) I have aspirations in life greater than the mall.
Now I am going back to law school. I will not miss you and next time they ask me to come work for a few weeks as a FAVOR, I will ask if you have been fired yet. I sincerely hope for the sake of the company and all our nice customers that you have been.
<3,
GP
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