A Christmas Joke

[justamom]

Twas the night before Chritmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Down the chimney came Santa with a plop, with bags of toys for kiddies to drop...
As he lovingly placed the toys about the tree, a soft, sleepy voice called to him and said, "Oh Santa, won't you stay for just a few more minutes, please?". Santa turned to see the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on. He smiled and said,"Ho, ho, ho, guess I better go, gotta get the toys to the kiddies you know." The young woman stood up. She was wearing the sheerest of sheer teddy which revealed her undeniable charms. She stepped closer to Santa and sofly said, "Oh Santa, won't you stay for just a few more minutes?.....Please?" Santa took a dep breath, he was trying hard to keep his mind on the task at hand." With determiation he replied. "Ho, Ho, Ho, guess I better go. GOTTA get the toys to the KIDDIES you know!" The young beauty dropped her teddy ony to reveal the true breadth of her beauty.
She licked her pouting lips, stepped closer and whispered in Santa's ear. "OH SANTA, won't you stay for just a few more minutes PLEASE!" To this Santa replied, "Hey. Hey Hey, guess I better stay. Can't get up the chimney with my ________this way!"