What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[PhrozenGenius]

I was at a party recently and the brethren were party hopping. So this random dude walks up to me and says, "You're an Alpha right?"

I take a step back and say, "Yeah. I'm an Alpha."

He says, "So why aren't you party hopping?"

I said, "I'm tired. I've been hopping all night."

He gets a grin on his face and says, "You're not an Alpha any more. You're FIRED!"

So before I proceed to mollyhop this dude in the club. One of the brethren standing by me says, "You were never an Alpha to begin with! Or did the last three rejection letters not tell you that?"

Dude bowed his head sheepishly and proceeded to pick his face up off the floor while backpedaling away swiftly.

30 minutes later he tried to make peace with me while I was talking to a group of the brethren by offering me a black & mild. I politely told him to, "Get the [expletive deleted] away from me before I beat your simple [expletive deleted]. Now excuse my back." And I turned around.

(I found out recently that he gave up his hope of being an Alpha man...he's a member of another org. now...)