America's Next Top Model: Cycle 6

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This TWOP recap.. made me laugh out loud

Holy camole, you guys. It's runway time again as Miss J. teaches the girls how to walk with "assessories." Leslie's worst assessory is, in fact, her ass, which only assentuates her horrible walk. Nnenna laughs at Brooke, which makes Brooke mad. Also making Brooke (and others) mad is Nnenna's habit of monopolizing the phone. The cumulative effect leads Brooke to call Nnenna a f**king bi**ch and, quite unfortunately, to say that maybe she should go back to Africa. Maybe you should go back to the pond, trout face. The girls get twirling (and bad grammar) lessons from the "aswirl" twins, who are like a fey version of Louis Gossett Jr. and his extra-fey clone. They must soon put their new mad twirling skillz to use marching for God in a church fashion show that makes me wonder if I popped Paris Is Burning in the DVD player by mistake. The phrase "step with pep" is used recklessly. Proving that karma is a myth, Jade wins the competition and a $25,000 diamond ring. The week's photo shoot involves krumping with a scary clown and his posse to promote the House of Payless, and it is my sad duty to inform you that Jade was pretty awesome. Sara and Leslie krump their way to the bottom two, and it is my hot girlfriend Leslie who is eliminated. This sad news is totally overshadowed by a preview of an even more shocking elimination next week, when Joanie's incisor will be sent to snaggletooth heaven.