How come I stopped grading papers???
How come this one boy tried to write "The people walk on the long beach" but instead, it was written as "The people walk on the long b!tch?"
How come I did a double take?
How come I had to show it to my sister just to make sure I wasn't tripping?
How come she did a double take too?
How come I know he didn't mean to write b!tch?
How come English isn't his first language?
How come I put a big

face on the line where that sentence was?
How come I don't wanna grade papers no mo'?
How come I just put the stack down after that, and said, "I'll grade these during my planning period tomorrow?"