Another Dimension of Words (Part 3)

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Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.

Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.

Opportunist : A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.

Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway
"See am not injured yet."

Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead
of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY .

Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father : A banker provided by nature.

Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.