Another Dimension of Words (Part 1)

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Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and
a fool on the other.

College : A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds
of either.

Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.