1 People who fart in elevators
2 British women speaking about Queen Mother
3 American's knowledge of geography
4 all boy bands
5 britney f'ing spears (give me a bucket!)
6 The moment when the door clicks shut and you realise you've left your keys inside
7 hairy moles
8 Fundamentalists (all religions)
9 New mothers who think their baby's latest word is of crucial interest to everyone they meet.
10 Being in front of an unattainable sex (male) object