Chim-Chim Diaperbrain at your service...

[Wine&Blue]

Everyone had so much fun with the porn name
thread, I thought I'd share this one...

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose... Follow the instructions to find your funny
name. The following is an excerpt from a children's
book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
names.

Lest we take ourselves too seriously, take a moment
to find your new name and wear it with humor for the
day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine
your NEW first name:
> > a = stinky
> > b = lumpy
> > c = buttercup
> > d = gidget
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = fluffy
> > h = cheeseball
> > i = chim-chim
> > j = poopsie
> > k = flunky
> > l = booger
> > m = pinky
> > n = zippy
> > o = goober
> > p = doofus
> > q = slimy
> > r = loopy
> > s = snotty
> > t = falafel
> > u = dorkey
> > v = squeezit
> > w = oprah
> > x = skipper
> > y = dinky
> > z = zsa-zsa
> >
Use the second letter of your last name to determine
the first half of your NEW last name:
> >
> > a = diaper
> > b = toilet
> > c = giggle
> > d = bubble
> > e = girdle
> > f = barf
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = cootie
> > j = monkey
> > k = potty
> > l = liver
> > m = banana
> > n = rhino
> > o = burger
> > p = hamster
> > q = toad
> > r = gizzard
> > s = pizza
> > t = gerbil
> > u = chicken
> > v = pickle
> > w = chuckle
> > x = tofu
> > y = gorilla
> > z = stinker
> >
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine
the second half of your NEW last name:
> > a = head
> > b = mouth
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = tush
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = butt
> > l = brain
> > m = tushie
> > n = chunks
> > o = hiney
> > p = biscuits
> > q = toes
> > r = buns
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = kisser
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = brains
> > z = juice
> >
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is
Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.