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[Soulful Soror]

HC some of these daytime shows work my natural nerbs?
HC evertime they have one of those "I was a geek, look at me now" shows, the geek has turned into some type of strippin' freak?
HC they act all proud of that?
HC their bullies still view them as losers?
HC pretty much so does society in the grand scheme of things?
HC they're always wearing these shiny, metallic two piece swimsuit things?
HC that's not EVEN cute?
HC if Fabolous is so FAB-U-LOUS, they can't find a baseball cap that fits his small head?
HC the hat nearly swallows his head?
HC he has two toned lips?
HC that grosses me out?
HC that should be mentioned in a "what's a man's worst feature" thread?
HC I just saw his new video that's why it came up?
HC court shows make me laugh?
HC this girl lost her case & had to pay back $3200 that she owed her former friend?
HC she was like "I'm gone be alright, b/c I got a new car"?
HC if I was the plaintiff, I would've said "what's that got to do with the price of tea in China"?
HC I would've said "$3200 ain't gone be going to your car payment"?
HC I would have finished the statement by saying "Binch betta have my money"?
HC I like that word "binch"?
HC I'm tired of renting?
HC I need to be paying a mortgage?
HC a cab driver had a bumper sticker on his cab that said "I'm proud to be an American and a Sikh (sp?)?
HC I called the phone company to get my name on the "do not call" list, so that these dayum telemarketers will leave me alone?
HC a telemarketer beeped in while I was on the phone with the phone company?
HC GC?