People of Greekchat v. Sockpuppet2

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People of Greekchat v. Sockpuppet2

SUBPOENA DUCES TECUM (CRIMINAL)

The People of the State of Greekchat, To: Sockpuppet2

You are ordered to appear as a witness in this action on January 5, 2006, at 8:30 a.m. or as soon thereafter as the matter may be heard, in the ChitChat Department of the Greekchat Branch of the Supreme Court of the Internet unless you make special arrangements with Internet Lawyer.

You are ordered to appear in person and to produce the documents and records described in the accompanying affidavit. The personal attendance of the custodian or other qualified witness and the production of original records is required by this subpoena.

If you have any questions about the time and date for your appearance or whether you need to appear, please call Internet Lawyer at 867-5309.

Dated: January 4, 2006 ____________________
INTERNET LAWYER

DECLARATION IN SUPPORT OF CRIMINAL SUBPOENA (DUCES TECUM) FOR PERSONAL APPERACE AND PRODUCTION OF DOCUMENTS AND THINGS AT TRIAL OR HEARING

I, the undersigned, declare I am the attorney for the People of Greekchat in the above-captioned matter.

The witness has possession or control of the following documents or other things and shall produce them at the time and place specified in the Subpoena.

(1) All documents demonstrating compliance with the Greekchat Terms of Service
(2) Any document that evidences, relates to or demonstrates that Erik P Conard or Tom Earp have not been attacking moderators unnecessarily.
(3) All documents which evidence, relate to or demonstrate sockpuppet2's identity.
(4) All documents which evidence, relate to or demonstrate that Sockpuppet2 is not Erik or Tom.

Good cause exists for the production of the foregoing documents and orther things for the following reasons:

(1) Tom and Erik have been attacking female mods without provocation or justification
(2) Many of Tom and Erik's posts have been violative of the Terms of Service; and
(3) Sockpuppet2 has been very supportive of Tom & Erik's posts.

The documents and things listed herein are material to the issues at bar because many people would like to see Tom and Erik banned in addition to sockpuppet 2, but cannot do so without further documentation.

I declare under penalty of perjury under the laws of the state of Greekchat that the foregoing is true and correct.


Dated: January 4, 2006 ____________________
INTERNET LAWYER

Edited to correct spelling mistakes, sorry!