A few x-mases ago, my ex bf's mother (an absolute scary b*tch) gave me a set of 3 fake gold bracelets! (ya know, the ones at the dept store tables, like Jennifer Moore brand or something)
um, I only wear real gold, sorry! I dunno what the b*tch was thinking, that maybe my jewelry is all fake? :P
She also gave "us" afternoon tickets to the symphony, but we broke up before we got to use them :P
In any case, I'm glad to get rid of the psycho mother and son combo.