And You Vote?

[Tom Earp]

> **Guy bought a new fridge for his house****. ****To get rid of his old
> fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying****:
> ****"Free to good home****. ****You want it, you take it****". **
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> **For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
> twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
> this deal****. ****It looked too good to be true, so he changed the
> sign to read****: "****Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone
> stole it. **
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> **Caution****! ****These people Vote **
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> *While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
> which direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the
> sun waking him up every morning**. **She asked, "Does the sun rise
> in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
> East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I
> don't keep up with that stuff"**... *
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> **She ALSO votes!**** **
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> **I** **used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
> One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
> call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
> hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
> Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
> Pacific**" *
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> **He ALSO votes****! **
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> **My sister has a life saving tool in her car It's designed to cut
> through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the
> trunk**. . .. *
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> **My sister ALSO votes****! **
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> **My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases
> were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
> The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount**... *
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> **He ALSO votes!**** **
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> *I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
> ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
> the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that
> a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
> which way the head is turned**... *
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> **My friend ALSO votes!**** **
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> ***I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I
> went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
> bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
> she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
> asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?****". . . **
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