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Originally posted by hoosier
If only it were true, the Red States of America would have:
no Kennedys, Clintons, Kerrys (I guess we'll take back the clinton administration improvements then)
no leaky borders (does that mean everybody is going to work for less than minimum wage now?)
plenty food from the midwest grain belts and FL (but not all of the midwest)
lots of seafood (with mercury poisoning from dumping)
probably 85% fewer abortions (umm yah)0
lower taxes, more business growth (nowhere to go but up when you're that low in terms of business)
Southwest Airlines (southwest is all over now)
real BBQ (i'm a vegetarian)
Fort Knox (its not like they REALLY store the gold there anymore)
real college football and tailgating (i hate sports)
Terapin Beer (huh?)
Jack Daniels (its in a dry county anyways)
Jeff Foxworthy (enough said)
Duke basketball (oh darn)
Grand Ole Opry (i'm from tennessee but please don't make me laugh)
Daytona 500 (we've still got indy)
GA Peaches (okay - i like those but we've got all the rest of the fruit, so i guess i'll live)
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( ) = my additions
nothing personal hoosier - just a good laugh cause i do live in the south...
- marissa
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