TKE Chants...

[JonahTKE]

I'm the "keeper of chants" for YZ chapter and here are a few of our personal favorites. (note the pirate chant is rather vulgar...read at risk of being offended)

"The pirate chant"
(in the interest of time for this one I've written the first verse in full, the rest I will just list anatomy parts and what not, cut and paste)

I put me hand upon her toe
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her toe
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her toe
she said Teke your going to slow
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

Knee
She said teke quit teasing me
Thigh
She said teke you're making me cry
Breast
She said teke you've passed the test
Twat
She said teke you've found the spot
(The following verses are a bit more unique so I'll write them all out)

I put the shocker in her ass
(Oh no! Oh no!)
I put the shocker in her ass
(Oh no! Oh no!)
I put the shocker in her ass
She said AHHHHGGGGGGGGG!
Get it out get it out quit fucking about
Oh no Oh no Oh no

I put me dick into her mouth
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me dick into her mouth
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me dick into her mouth she said
(cover you mouth and mumble)
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(Yo ho yo ho yo ho)

We buried her in a long pine box
(yo ho yo ho)
We buried her in a long pine box
(yo ho yo ho)
We buried her in a long pine box
she died from sucking too many cocks
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

We dig her up every now and then
(yo ho yo ho)
We dig her u pevery now and then
(yo ho yo ho)
We dig her up every now and then
We fucked her once we'll fuck her again
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

(Slower and more somber)
Now all of us Tekes must go to hell
(yo ho yo ho)
Now all of us Tekes must go to hell
(yo ho yo ho)
Now all of us Tekes must go to hell
(loud and obnoxious)
WE"LL FUCK HER THERE AND TEH DEVIL AS WELL
put it in pull it out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

And my other favorite

I'm an asshole you're an asshole we are tekes until we die

But I'd rather be an asshole than a god damned *** Chi

If you would like you can go (name this fish that ryhmes with like) if it's somthing you adore

but if you accept a (fish) bid leave your pecker at the door

if you go greek you should go teke we're the ones with so much more.

BEER!!!

and even though we have no money we are hung down to the floor