OK - currently unemployed, but I have some more peeves (other reasons why "I Quit!!!!") and if you do these things.... 
shame on you! 
 
1. Why oh why did we say no eating - and a few people might 
sneak a piece of candy - 
 but you get busted with a piece of chicken in some 'luminum foil 'wit your feet up! Just give credibility to "Birth of a Nation" why don't you! 
 
  
 
2. (Different situation) Ummmm - you're FIRED man..... why you 
still explaining, this is not a negotiation. 
 
 
3. Ummmm - you WERE CAUGHT RED HANDED! Why you filin' for unemployment????? That's a waste of my time going to this hearing! Yes, I will go, and YES - you will loose!
4. Ummmmm hello.... if you were FIRED - why are you asking if there is a waiting period when you can reapply....This ain't probation... YOU'RE FIRED!
5. Ummmmm - I warned you not to steal (really shouldn't have to), that I would be able to tell - and what do you do as soon as my back is turned...yep - steal. I guess you didn't take me literally.
6. Why oh why are you 
strolling in after taking over an hour for lunch? Hello - at least 
look like you're in a hurry. 
 
 
7. Why is my customer on hold while you and Laquisha talk about what ya'll havin' for lunch? (See ya'll thought all holds were legit, huh?)
8. OK - you're CLEARLY in the wrong - wait...did you just get 
stank with me???? 
 
9. OMG - what you mean you "grown"? Bring your GROWN self to work then! 
