Some I've seen:
*Beer is yucky- pass me a Long Island cuz getting drunk should taste good
*I wanna be on Price Is Right before Bob Barker bites the big one!
*Legwarmers are not cool - and neither are you for wearing them.
*I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
*I'm not a "cleat chaser", I just know a tight ass when I see one.
*I hate cheesy beer slut frat groupies with fake Louis Vuitton purses.
*Down With Mugatu
*You're rich? I'm poor and I'll rob your ass.
*I'm white and I love watching BET.
*Bring back Fraggle Rock.
*I drink, I party, and I'm dean's list!
*Take down the damned John Kerry stickers...them man lost.
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