How Come, Again?

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How come our church went on a road trip on sunday to fellowship with another church 2 1/2 hours away.

How come the bus didn't actually leave from our church until the time that the other service (2 1/2 hours away) was supposed to start.

How come we were held up by one of the choir members who went home to change her dress.

How come i told my husband "i bet $10 that emily comes back here with a bucket of KFC."

How come she pulled up and got out the car with a bucket of KFC for the bus ride up.

How come my husband and i decided to drive up instead of riding the bus.

How come we were following the bus though.

How come the bus made a wrong turn and got lost.

How come i knew they were going to the wrong way.

How come my husband and i had the sense enough to know they were going the wrong way and went the right way.

How come the bus driver got lost.

How come they showed up to the church an hour after we did.

How come our church was so late it was ridiculous.

How come the master of ceremonies asked the choir who was singing to just keep on singing while they waited for us.

How come it got really quiet because they didn't know what else to do.

How come the master of ceremonies asked the choir "well, could y'all do a C & D selection...and maybe E & F if Bethel doesn't get here soon.

How come I was SOOOO embarassed.

How come my Pastor rolled up in there and I'm 100% positive he had some "JUICE" on the ride up.

How come he rolled up in there kissing all the female ushers and this church's first lady.

How come he was loud and obnoxious and it was funny at first and then it was just plain embarassing.

How come the bus driver who got lost thought that our church was going to Marine World (amusement park).

How come he thought that a bus full of black church folks were going to Marine World but were dressed in church clothes.

How come he's black and should have known better.

How come the sermon that my Pastor preached at this church he visited was the same exact sermon that another preacher had come to our church and preached a few weeks ago.

How come that's trifling to me.

How come although he copied off another preacher's sermon, he still didn't deliver it right.

How come he needs to act RIGHT with all this criminal trial mess that he's wrapped up in.

How come that mess is far from being over and he's acting like it's all good.

How come, Lord, how come.