Since the thread for "what not to put on your resume" is more professional, here's a fun one I was thinking about as I was interning this morning.
1-Excellent with a paper cutter - I can cut out mock ups with quickness and straight lines
2-mail meter queen - want your interns to send out 500 invitations, no problem, we actually can figure out to use the mail meter
3- copier's best friend - want that collated, stapled, and on multiple colored paper, no worries, we know the copier like the back of our hand thanks to your continual requests
4-computer knowledge - once again the generation gap at its finest, we can make that excel sheet add itself up and that word document finally line up, and it only took us two seconds
5-Coffee and bagel getter - we know that Monday is coffee and bagel day, so much that the people at the shops already know our order
I'm sure i could think of more, so please share your own stories.
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