Baseball World Tourney

[BobbyTheDon]

Alright, I don't know much about this. Nor do I care to go back to ESPN.COM and read all about it again. But I do know that its suppose to be some time next year.

That being said...THIS SHIT IS GONNA BE SICK!

Can you imagine the f'in Dominican republic lineup? Goodness. Why don't we just hand them the title right now man. Vlad, Grandpa Pujols, Tejada, Soriana, Man Rams, Shrek (and when I say Shrek, I mean David Ortiz).


Yo yo what about the U S of motherf'in A's pitching. Clemens, Dontrelle Whatchu talkin bout Willis, Jake Peavy, Sheets, Prior, Wood....SO MUCH MORE and believe me. We will Need all of our guns in order to face that lineup I just mentioned.

What about Venezuela. Little Cesar izturis, Bobby The Don Abreau, Miguel Cabrerra, with Carlos I will beat Jim Edmonds ass Zambrano throwin bullets at, and K Rod closin the game out.

Sheeeeeesh I can't wait for this shit.

Whatever the case, I am a homer and U S A all the way motherbitches!



ETA:

Arods gonna represent the Dominican Republic. Really though. Really.

Arod, Vlad, Tejada, Grandpappy Pujols, Shrek Ortiz, Soriano, Man Rams.

Hey dominican republic, you need a catcher? I heard Veritek's great grea great great great uncle has a friend that was Dominican in his previous life. That is good enough for citizenship right? Represent them!

Ohhhh snaps, hey Dominican Republic, you need some pitchign? Sure we can go back in time and get Nolan Ryan and have him learn spanish. Hey,what about Danny Almonte, he can pass for a Dominican.

Mothertruckin great. Way to represent your country arod, you shithead. I hate you. I officially hate you now.



CHRIST!

Thats it. Someone suit up Jenny Finch.