Bawdy Songs

[phimu_za]

Hey all ... new here and had to share. It's not really bawdy, but a good one for sisterhood.

We learned a chant from a chapter consultant (early 90s) that we used during rush (after the selection and all that was done and we were so sick of praying to make quota, not when rushees were present). It lists the only other three sororities we had at our school, and I'm sure you could substitute any you have at yours. We all got down on our knees, hands flat on the floor, and beat a steady rhythm to the chanting, which starts at a whisper.

Damn damn damn the A-Chi-Os
To hell with the TriDelts too
To the Zetas and the rest
'Cause we know we are the best
We are the high and mighty chapter of Phi Mu

You keep repeating it, and each time you get faster and louder until you're screaming and beating the floor.

It's a great stress reliever, and as long as your windows are closed, no one outside can tell what you're saying.