Pamela Anderson vs. J.Lo & P.Diddy

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from MSN.com

Pam Anderson is a woman of many talents. Not only can she double as a flotation device in the event of a water landing, but she's a loyal friend to furry creatures great and small.

"People who wear fur smell like a wet dog and they look fat and gross," the hypermammiferous bombshell writes in Jane magazine. "They look really immature and unenlightened."

Pam isn't afraid to call out these supposedly zaftig-looking stinky pelt wearers by name, singling out some high-profile exes who have both faced criticism for designing fashion lines filled with hirsute pieces.

"Every season the furriers put propaganda everywhere that fur is taking off again and they give free coats to idiots like Jennifer Lopez and Puff Daddy," rails the "Stacked" star. "It makes me nauseous."

It's not exactly giving People for the Ethical Treatment for Animals the warm and fuzzies, either. The critter-loving group is ramping up their campaign against Lopez by targeting her make-or-break movie, "Monster-in-Law."

"J. Lo's next movie may well be a remake of 'Escape from L.A.' PETA has her in our sights," vice-president Dan Mathews tells the New York Post. "On April 29, we'll be waiting for her outside Jay Leno's 'Tonight' show studios at 4 p.m. with a 30-foot inflatable beaver with a banner saying 'Fur -- Leave It to Beaver.'"

But PETA has far more up its hemp-spun sleeve than a blow-up doll and a clever pun on a classic TV show.

"Later that same day, we'll have a massive protest at the L.A. premiere of 'Monster-in-Law' with posters showing Lopez in pelts and the logo of the movie adapted to read 'Monster-in-Fur,'" warns Mathews.

PETA also has several other protests planned against Mrs. Marc Anthony, who reportedly put the kibosh on an anti-fur ad featuring her picture that the group planned to run in a recent issue of Billboard.

"We hope [Jennifer] will have a change of heart about promoting fur," Mathews tells the paper, "but even if she doesn't, she's providing us with endless opportunities to show what happens when a star so thoughtlessly pushes such a violent industry."