Okay, it's been a while, so I have a few things to let out in the interest of "keeping it real"
To all y'all who refer to crack cocaine as the Faith Evans diet Y'all wrong. You know you are wrong. That woman could have dieted and exercised her way to health.
Now HEAR this, Essence Magazine Mariah Carey is NOT the most misunderstood BLACK woman in America. If she identifies herself as African American (dang, I did NOT get the memo), she still is not the most misunderstood.
Quit frontin' Ms. Rice Your parents did NOT name you for a musical term. Your name would have been Con dulceza. Not Condoleeza. Come on now Mr. and Mrs. Rice, if you country and you know it, clap ya hands.
Dear Whitney Shoot. There are no words.
Shar Jackson I hope Kevin Federline was good, cause I could not see having two kids with his scraggly lookin butt
Britney Spears I hope Kevin Federline is good, cause I could not see getting married (possibly losing some of my cash) and having one kid with his scraggly lookin butt
J-Lo I ain't gonna knock your hustle, but girl, ya clothes look a tad bit skanky. If you can make lots of money with skanky clothes, I guess I'll call you Kimora...

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