People asking you when you're going to have kids

[honeychile]

When asked that question, I would answer:

1) (pause) "I'm not sure that question deserves an answer."

or

2) *sigh* "Okay, first I need to ovulate. Then, we have to have sex. His sperm will hopefully swim and penetrate the egg, which we hope will then attach to my uterine wall..." I rarely had to go that far, but you get my drift.