things you did when you were a kid...

[BobbyTheDon]

after a great day of 420. and doing very weird things like having a staring contest with the fraternity pet turtle, i thought about the stupidest thing i did as a kid. here it is...

...my mom always told me when i was a kid that I would make a beautiful girl beacuse I had the longest curliest eyelashes in the world. YOU DO NOT TELL YOUR 10 year old SON THIS. DO NOT EVER DO THAT. And so my mom also was a girlscout troop leader (yes, I pimped the brownie chicks...i was 10, they were 10...they wuold come over. i would pimp) anyways my mom wuold tell them that i had beautiful curly long eyelashes. SO WHAT DO THESE LITTLE girls do? Yeah you guessed it...AGREEEED and gave me the hardest time.

i still have the memories....

" oooh we shuold spell bobby's name with an IE. He would make a beautiful girl... ahhhhhh"

so what do i do? you guessed it. I CUT HALF MY EYELASHES OFF

HOLEY COW do I regret. My mom had a COW when I did that. And i told her,

" mommy, i dont want you to say i would be a beautiful girl!!!"

anyways, to this day my mom is still angry i did that. hell even i am. and those girls always gave me a hard time in HS...saying that I had the nicest eyelashes in the world as a kid.

now in college, the honey dig long eyelashes on guys. and i keep thinkin to myself....DAMMIT

ok theres my storie. your turn!