Ooooh girly I've been there. Well not quite there but I feel you. Consider yourself previously dickmatized and start scoping out cute- and worthwhile boys- and if all else fails do like Bridget Jones and choose vodka and Chaka Kahn. Or Bacardi and that ladies response to the "you dont mean shit now" song. God I am so behind I don't even know the name of that song but it cracks me up. So yes, you're moving up and on because honestly no matter what race you are, now you know you will never become a white trash wife being married during a conjugal visit. That would be just sad and I know that NO self respecting sorority girl, and especially not a lovely Theta woman, would do such a thing!
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