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Originally Posted by KSig RC
I just recently learned (from commercials, duh) that if I purchase a moderate-to-large diamond for my significant other who may or may not exist, she will be more likely to touch me where I pee. Thanks, DeBeers - I'm on my way to the mall already. He went to Jared, indeed!
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LMAO at this! My Valentines' day is going to be spent hanging out with a variety of friends - including a very cute architect who recently has caught my eye, and we're going to hit all the hot spots and have one hell of a good time.
Also, ex-boyfriend is marrying his beloved Hagzilla on Saturday in America's Armpit. Awwwwwwww, isn't that sweet? And he's more concerned about me NOT attending the wedding than trying to find his unemployed ass a job so he can support said Hagzilla and her two boys, Walker and Texas Ranger...
(My friends and I are already placing wagers on when she's going to get a divorce lawyer. My bet is at the 8 month mark - and that's only because I'm feeling generous these days.)
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