Dear God,
Thank you for having the foresight to making me pay my credit card bill 2 weeks early. You knew I was gonna forget and it was very nice of you to help me with my shortcomings. My panic turned to delight and I just wanted to say "Thanks."
P.S. Even though I'm really sad that my GPA didn't go up this semester, I'm glad that it didn't go down any either. Thanks for my 3.5, it was really nice of you considering what could've happened.