After I washed my face of Monique's juices from her cooty, we would have slugged it out. FUGGA contest.
ETA: She flicked her hand from inside of her towel onto Melrose's face. Melrose said it smelled like 17 year old pumpkin. Then stuck her cooty hand inside the candy jar.
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