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01-28-2005, 01:26 PM
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Those nosy Canadians are at it again...
Court OKs masturbation at home
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On Oct. 28, 2000, Clark's neighbours across his backyard in Nanaimo, B.C., noticed "some movement" in Clark's living room.
The woman had been watching television with her two young daughters in their family room, a room lit only by a television screen and light from the adjoining kitchen.
The woman moved to another room for a better view, then called her husband. The pair watched Clark for up to 15 minutes from the privacy of their darkened bedroom.
The court found they took care to avoid being seen by Clark, peering out from underneath their partially lowered blinds. Later, the woman's husband fetched a pair of binoculars and a telescope. He also tried, unsuccessfully, to videotape Clark in action, says the judgment.
The judgment notes the pair were "understandably concerned" because they feared Clark was "masturbating to our children."
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01-28-2005, 01:28 PM
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Imagine if it's illegal to masturbate. Where will they put all the prisoners?
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01-28-2005, 05:37 PM
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IF
If you're stopped by a Canadian mountie, never say "I'm wanted in Toronto for agravated sodomy on a police dog."
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01-28-2005, 06:18 PM
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What I don't get... is if the couple was so mortified by seeing this; why did they go to their bedroom and watch for 10-15min?
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01-28-2005, 07:34 PM
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Re: IF
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Originally posted by hoosier
If you're stopped by a Canadian mountie, never say "I'm wanted in Toronto for agravated sodomy on a police dog."
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If you're stopped by a Mountie, don't make any cracks about his horse, or lack there of. Turns out they don't like it...a few hundred bucks later they let me out of the drunk tank.
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01-28-2005, 08:41 PM
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Re: Re: IF
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Originally posted by CanadianTeke
If you're stopped by a Mountie, don't make any cracks about his horse, or lack there of. Turns out they don't like it...a few hundred bucks later they let me out of the drunk tank.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk... that'll teach ya  I honestly thought you were smarter than that...
Next you'll be calling be drunk over in Hull and mock a bunch of Sûreté du Québec, and call them pussies...  (it's a very painful experience I choose to forget).
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01-29-2005, 02:05 PM
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Re: Re: Re: IF
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Originally posted by RACooper
Tsk, tsk, tsk... that'll teach ya I honestly thought you were smarter than that...
Next you'll be calling be drunk over in Hull and mock a bunch of Sûreté du Québec, and call them pussies... (it's a very painful experience I choose to forget).
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You know the Quebecois don't like to be reminded about how pathetic they are...it's your own fault
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