I just have to ask....

[CrimsonTide4]

DYING DYING DYING LAUGHING especially at CLIMAX, GEORGIA and the CHURCH VAN!!!

Anywho i have been thinking about this since the announcement of Tom and Nicole divorcing: IS ROSIE GOING TO GET HER CHANCE NOW?!?!!?! You all know she loves her TOMMY. Will they get together now?????

I feel everyone on the radio BEEFS, that is my pet peeve, especially everyone taking a commercial break at the same time.

[bucutie02]

I used to work at Bath and Body works and we always had a TON of stock in the back. Although, most people wouldnt ever ask that since we stocked lotions, shower gels, etc. constantly. We stocked in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening and in closing. Working there SUCKED!! I didnt get paid nearly enough as much as i was working. I hated when i had to go around the store with my rolly cart full of that stuff to stock up on the shelf. What's worse is that since im a shorty, i had to also carry around a ladder so i could reach the high shelves. That store wasnt big enough for both of us! Boy was i excited when i would be the cashier, i LOVED that! anyway, as far as B&BW goes, they always have a ton of stock in back (except some times during christmas) so if you ever go in there and cant find what you are looking for, i urge you to ask them to look in the back. Although its true, some people will lie to you just because they are too lazy to actually go in there and look- and i can also sympathize with them because if they did nearly as much work as i did, then they are pooped out!

[AXO Alum]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
DYING DYING DYING LAUGHING especially at CLIMAX, GEORGIA and the CHURCH VAN!!!

Anywho i have been thinking about this since the announcement of Tom and Nicole divorcing: IS ROSIE GOING TO GET HER CHANCE NOW?!?!!?! You all know she loves her TOMMY. Will they get together now?????

I feel everyone on the radio BEEFS, that is my pet peeve, especially everyone taking a commercial break at the same time.

I was screaming here at work about that Climax church van -- its a wonder I don't get fired from here being that you guys always come up with some crazy stuff that keeps me rolling!

About Tom and Rosie -- actually the latest gossip columns have it that the Church of Scientology is really hoping their 2 biggest stars will hook up -- of course Tom is one and the other....Lisa Marie !! Whatever!! Besides that -- I have heard for the longest that Rosie is a lesbian -- I mean I hear this from "reputable" media people, not just the usual crackpot stuff -- I just have always thought it was true....but then again, if I were a lesbian, I'd "change" for Tom!! (Totally kidding about the change thing for those really uptight PC fanatics - its a joke!)

I hate the radio -- same songs, same time for commericals, and WHAT THE HELL is up with some of these completely stupid promos?! One station here is having some kind of contest so they made ONE (YES ONLY ONE!) promo for it and they play it NON-STOP!! I'm like...if you have enough money to be jetting people off to tropical islands, then PLEASE use some of it for a new ad!!

[lifesaver]

Heres one. If the center of our solar system is called the sun, and any others solar system's central star is called its' sun, why doesnt ours have a name? Also, why is the moon just called the moon? Why doesnt it have a name? All the other moons have names, even asteroids. It's not fair. And finally, who named the earth? What, did they have a contest or something?

Why is it trailer trash chicks insist on having that koosh ball hair puff thing on the front of their heads?

i wonder about these things and more.

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by lifesaver:
Heres one. If the center of our solar system is called the sun, and any others solar system's central star is called its' sun, why doesnt ours have a name? Also, why is the moon just called the moon? Why doesnt it have a name? All the other moons have names, even asteroids. It's not fair. And finally, who named the earth? What, did they have a contest or something?

Why is it trailer trash chicks insist on having that koosh ball hair puff thing on the front of their heads?

i wonder about these things and more.

LMAO!!! Man, yall have me dyin' at work!! I will try to remember to post a couple more, with the answers! LMAO!!! Koosh ball hair puff thing . . . ROTFLMAO!!!

[Billy Optimist]

Originally posted by lifesaver:
Heres one. If the center of our solar system is called the sun, and any others solar system's central star is called its' sun, why doesnt ours have a name? Also, why is the moon just called the moon? Why doesnt it have a name? All the other moons have names, even asteroids. It's not fair. And finally, who named the earth? What, did they have a contest or something?

Why is it trailer trash chicks insist on having that koosh ball hair puff thing on the front of their heads?

i wonder about these things and more.

Sun, Earth, and Moon are translations of names from anceint Greek and Roman Goddesses (Gaea, Luna, Selena, etc. for earth and moon) and God for the Sun (Helios)

[CarmelTreat]

Originally posted by MIDWESTDIVA:
I have been wondering about this for ages. I mean, it doesn't make sense. If an artist has a CD that has 10 songs on it, why does the radio station only play 2 of the songs?


How about when the only two R&B/Hip Hop stations in the city play the same song? And why is always a song you don't like?

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[jazbri]

I have a few that really worry me.

Like, if it's illegal to drive over say 75 mph in most states, why do cars go up to say 180mph +?

Why is there braille on the drive-thru ATM?

Not a question but a thought, these stores that are open 24 hours... I get tired thinking of the thought that the lights never get turned off and someone's always there for the life of the store. It's never really empty...

Dayum, I've got issues. Too much thought and no where to put it.

[toocute]

Originally posted by Allie_XO:
Climax, Georgia??

I know that one isn't too bad, but I say a church van from there once, and this is what it said:

Climax Baptist Church. Come and Be Moved.

I seriously thought it was a joke, until a bunch of children poured out of the van. Then I knew it wasn't a joke. And laughed so hard I cried!

<Allie pick her mind out of the gutter, dusts it off, and stuffs it back through her ear.>

ROFLMAO!!! Oh man I'm crying here!!!! I would have to pick my mind out the gutter too. You're not alone.

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by toocute:
Oh my God...you have to tell me!!!! When I went to school in DC I wondered the same thing.

toocute, I sent you an email.

[RHOyal-Silence]

if a person is adult enough to vote, smoke, enlist in the armed services at age 18, why is legal drinking age 21?

Why in the world is there a tax for married folks?

If taxes get taken out of every paycheck, why do some people still have to pay more taxes each year?

why do most black folks do the "bus stop" at weddings?

[Dewgirl]

What is the "Bus Stop"? Is that like the Chicken Dance for white folks?

My other question is, who in the world made up the Chicken Dance?

[Taykimson]

Originally posted by jazbri:


Why is there braille on the drive-thru ATM?

That is a good one! 'Cause how in the heck did they drive to the ATM in the first place!!! I mean really!

Let's say their relative/friend drove them to the ATM. Are they going to get out of the passenger side, walk around the car, squeeze in between the car and the ATM and withdraw money? When all they have to do is ask their friend (who is already in the driver's seat) to withdraw the money for them!

I'm trippin' - It's late - I'm going to bed.

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[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by RHOyal-Silence:

If taxes get taken out of every paycheck, why do some people still have to pay more taxes each year?

WHY IN THE WORLD CAN I NOT GET ALL OF MY TAXES BACK, I am barely getting 1/10 of my federal back. I AM and I WORK HARD FOR MY MONEY, it is haaaaaaard to teach and e-mail at the same time and I DESERVE IT ALL!!!!!

[tickledpink]

Originally posted by Allie_XO:
Ooooo - one more thing!

When someone asks "Can you hold?" what would happen if you said "No"???

I really wish I had the cajones to do that!

LOL! That happened to me! I asked a customer to hold and he said "No" (I might add, he was being a real jerk at the time). I was flabbergasted (sp?). The outcome? I ended up giving him 101 reasons why I needed him to hold until he conceeded (I think he got tired of hearing me talk by that time). The ironic part is I've done it before. Payback...