Donkeys & Elephants? No. Cats & Dogs!

[PhiPsiRuss]

Democrats as donkeys? Republicans as elephants? Donkeys vs. elephants? None of that makes any sense.

I say that the Democrats adopt cats as their mascots, and that the Republicans adopt dogs as theirs. Cats vs. dogs. That makes sense.

Democrats:


Republicans:

[GeekyPenguin]

Democrats should clearly hasve dogs - D is for donkey, D is for dog.

[RioLambdaAlum]

My best friend/roommate our nicknames are Cat and Dog lol. I am cat she is dog and our apartment is decked out with cat and dog stuff...we have had people say we need the cat dog stuff like the tv show, but so far we don't have any of that.

[mrblonde]

Yeah, but dogs are cool.

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
Democrats should clearly hasve dogs - D is for donkey, D is for dog.

Cats are definitely Democrats. They self-domesticated for free food and shelter. If an important task is required of them, they run away. In other words, they're on welfare, and not even workfare.

Dogs are loyal. If trouble rears its ugly head, they don't run off to Canada. Dogs will stay and fight. Definitely Republicans.

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Cats are definitely Democrats. They self-domesticated for free food and shelter. If an important task is required of them, they run away. In other words, they're on welfare, and not even workfare.

Dogs are loyal. If trouble rears its ugly head, they don't run off to Canada. Dogs will stay and fight. Definitely Republicans.

Cats: don't show affection to their owners, other fellow cats, really anyone, and constantly lick themselves.

Dogs: affectionate with anyone, everyone, anything, everything.

Thus dogs are clearly in support of gay marriage and don't take issue with homosexuality - so they'd be Log Cabin Republicans at best.

Dogs can also be trained and learn new things, thus showing an open mind. Cats are stuck in tradition and doing things the way they've alwaysbe done. This is sort of like views on Constitutional interpretation. Dogs are activists, cats are strict interpretationists.